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Hey Bill, ya hear sumtin?
*ThomThomThom*
Naw Ted, must be yer imagination
*THOMTHOMTHOM*
What ya mean, OH SWEET MOTHER OF JEBUS CRISPY!!!
*SQUAK!!!!*
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This milk is fortified with what the world wants...
What the world Deserves...
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"This is the real world, not a 1:1 scale model"
Maybe try making different models
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Art is the expression of Imagination, not the reproduction of reality.
~Sculptor Henry Moore~
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There's an old Italian saying: you f*** up once, you lose two teeth.
I need to hire a mad scientist to build one for me..
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I cherish the day, I won't go astray
I won't be afraid, won't run away. Won't shy.
a new view on the film THE BIRDS
then they can win XD
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Wenn du mich siehst.
LAUF!
Wenn du mich hörst.
BETE!
Wenn du das Weiße in meinen Augen siehst.
SCHREI!
Wenn ich vor dir steh.
STIRB WIE EIN MANN! oder Frau (bin ja emanzipiert^^)
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An ocean without its unnamed monsters would be like a completely dreamless sleep.
-John Steinbeck, The Log from the Sea of Cortez
On a merry jaunt with ~avpalternative and *MindOfLead
Hes a very clean pet, he can only drop bombs..
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I cherish the day, I won't go astray
I won't be afraid, won't run away. Won't shy.
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An ocean without its unnamed monsters would be like a completely dreamless sleep.
-John Steinbeck, The Log from the Sea of Cortez
On a merry jaunt with ~avpalternative and *MindOfLead
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I cherish the day, I won't go astray
I won't be afraid, won't run away. Won't shy.
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